Me after suffering through the shitshow that was Hotel: AHS is dead. It’s done. Ryan Murphy has murdered his own franchise. I’m out. Deuces.
Me after the first episode of season 6:
*does my makeup as therapy*
LEAKED Suicide Squad Script
Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
If I die before finishing a book that means I’ll be a ghost because I’ll have unfinished business so if you see a book’s pages flipping by themselves know that it’s just my ghost and I’m just trying to get through my tbr pile
someone: does anything better than me, ever
me on the outside: haha way to go!! im so happy for you 😊
me on the inside: 🔪🔪🔪
